El Arroyo

Toss out your dirty old rags, and grab an El Arroyo tea towel bound to make you smile. 

• DIMENSIONS: 25” x 25”
• 100% cotton towel, very soft to the touch
• Machine washable makes it easy for cleanup
• Hanging loop allowing you to hang for display in your kitchen
• Soft white color that will look good in any kitchen

This book is a small paperback that you can take anywhere, or leave it in the bathroom to entertain your guest! This mini book makes a great stocking stuffer or white elephant gift. El Arroyo's Mini Book may be small but is packed with sarcasm and wit, like your sassy niece... you know the one. 

• 78 signs 
• 5 3/4" x 5 3/4"
• Velvet softcover

Six ~different~ 4oz bottles:

- "My hands are consuming more alcohol than my mouth"

- "Just remember someone out there is quarantined with your ex"

- "Single Man W/ TP seeks single woman w/ hand sanitizer for good clean fun"

- "Flattening the curve is widening my a**"

- "Turns out I was social distancing the whole time" 

- "We can't control what's going on but we can keep choosing kindness"

An air freshener so funny everyone will want to ride shotgun!

Enjoy this new car scent paired with your favorite El Arroyo sign.

Comes with 2 per package.

There is no better way to start your day than with a laugh! Enjoy sipping on your morning coffee while letting the mug decide how your day is going to go. 

These are 16 oz mugs, allowing room for coffee and creamer.

Your refrigerator looks lonely without these magnets. Grab a pack for you and a friend! 

Includes three button 3''x2'' magnets.

Throwing a party? Game night? Family dinner? Whatever it is, these coasters will protect your tabletop while providing a laugh to get the night started. 

Includes a set of four 4''x4'' stone absorbent coasters. 

That's right, the El Arroyo sign now has FOUR books! Start your collection of laughs with "El Arroyo's Big Book Of Signs"! 

Share the love and give your friends something to laugh about!  BUT don't forget one for yourself! 

158 signs to enjoy

8"x8" Hardback