Six ~different~ 4oz bottles:
- "My hands are consuming more alcohol than my mouth"
- "Just remember someone out there is quarantined with your ex"
- "Single Man W/ TP seeks single woman w/ hand sanitizer for good clean fun"
- "Flattening the curve is widening my a**"
- "Turns out I was social distancing the whole time"
- "We can't control what's going on but we can keep choosing kindness"